Tuesday, 7 August 2012
THE BENEFITS OF YELLOW
My teeth look white
My underpants look white.
I look naturally suntanned in colour pics.
I have less awkward contrast in b/w pics.
I use less Permatan spray.
I can go to tonight’s fancy dress party in a lamp shade and dressing gown and keep saying convincingly, ‘conglaturations’.
I can celebrate New Year again on 23 January.
I can more easily get off with Mrs Chang at the chippy.
If you squint a bit, it looks gold.
I could save George Lucas a fortune in make-up if he gives me a job as a Givin.
I could start a new group to rival the Blue Men Group.
I can hide in a bowl of custard.
Er . . . . . that’s it.
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